Friday five

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Buy a house. Not some kind of mansion, probably a 2 or 3 bed house with a decent garden so that when we get a dog we'll have space for it to run around. I'd want to donate to trans people's surgery fundraisers, and I'd probably give my parents some money so that they'll have a degree of financial security as they age because they have not been sensible with money so far. My best friend has a dream to live on a boat, so I'd want to help her with that if she would let me. I'd keep a fair amount aside because I'm young and disabled and I'd like to be able to have financial security without needing to work full time.

Maybe I was supposed to take this a bit less seriously.

What era do you wish you had lived in?

To be honest, although right now is a hellscape, I'm not really convinced that any other era would have been better overall. I don't really want to trade the climate crisis for dysentery, or Brexit chaos for not being able/permitted to work. I like the idea of living in Tudor England, but only because that time period is one of my slightly obsessive interests.

I really do take these questions too seriously, don't I?

What kind of robot would you want?

One that would do the housework, no question. Executive dysfunction + chronic fatigue + laziness means that my housework is never done to a great standard, if it is done at all. I'd love to live in a clean house.

What would you outsource if you could?

Housework, as above. I can't get it done, and I really want it to be done.

What superpower do you wish you had?

Superspeed, because I'm often late to things!